Thursday, March 29, 2007

Maybe I shoulda just stayed home....

Just heard on the radio that the Celtics beat the Magic last night in double overtime. Meanwhile, here on MY home court, I put up three shots last night -- all of them airballs -- waddled around the floor like a lame duck, hit an opponent (who admittedly had his head turned, which is why I attempted it in the first place) in the side of the face with a no-look pass, and with the exception of a few strong rebounds and some occasional help defense, basically played like crap, crap, crap the whole night long. The culminating humiliation? After getting blown out 11-2 in one game, my teammates swapped me for the guy I'd been guarding when we ran it back, and my NEW team got blown out 12-0! Plus, I tore an eyelet out of right sneaker trying to tighten the laces, which means that I'm about to splurge on fresh kicks again. Not that I think a new pair of shoes would have helped. Maybe a new set of legs....

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Spring Has Sprung

This is always an interesting time of year for pick-up ballers. The High School season is over, and most High School athletes are either already participating in a spring sport (like baseball, or track & field) or gravitating into the gym for a little off-season work-out. There's one more weekend of College B-Ball yet to be played, and the NBA is entering into the backstretch toward the most interesting part of its season.

Meanwhile, us old guys who have been playing all winter are finally starting to hit our stride...at least those of us who aren't nursing injuries. It's taken us six months to play ourselves into shape, but in a few more months it will all be over for another year, as daylight savings time and better weather begins to tempt many of us outdoors in the evenings and on weekends.

It's been years -- maybe even decades -- since I've played serious ball on an outdoor court. (Of course, there are some who would say that it's been decades since I've played serious ball ANYWHERE). But the concrete is just too hard on my fifty-year-old knees -- not to mention the potential embarassment of "shirts & skins." I just wear way too much spandex and neoprene to play comfortably under the hot summer sun, and that's the long and the short of it. So I'm trying to savour these last few months of gym rat, and trying NOT to let my new-found Spring friskiness tempt me into trying to make imaginative moves that my aging body can't execute.

Last night I was mostly a passer, a defender, and especially a rebounder. I actually get a great deal of pleasure out of those aspects of the game -- showing out over the top of a screen to cut off a drive out of a pick & roll, or making that extra pass which leads to a wide-open shot for one of my team mates. I tend to see the floor pretty well, which helps me both to anticipate what my opponents want to do, and also to find my team mates when they're open. But the rebounding gives me particular pleasure: boxing out, getting up high with both hands, and especially those Worm-like second-hop self-tips, where nobody can really get control at first, but I'm able to get enough of a hand on the ball to tip it to myself. And then making the quick outlet pass to start the break and create an easy basket.

Of course, after making a few plays like that, the call of one's long lost athleticism becomes dangerously seductive. For example, I drove to the basket off the bounce three times last night, but naturally couldn't get anywhere close to finishing at the rim. Instead, I missed a long, tear-drop finger-roll on the right baseline, its mirror-image twin on the left, and then finally an eight-foot jumper from the right short corner (which really should have gone down...I'm still not sure HOW I missed it). I did score a game-winning three to open the night (after first calming my team down and helping to bring us back from five down to win by two), and also a game-winning jump shot from the left elbow to end the night on a winning note.

That shot I will remember for a long time, simply because of how I got the look in the first place. My team mate "Curly" had once again put his head down and dribbled into a triple-team just inside the three-point line on the right wing, made his predictable reverse pivot into the face of the trap, then offered up the pointless observation "Someone's Open!" So I called back (in a somewhat sardonic tone of voice, I'm afraid) "I'm open..." -- corralled the wild pass, knocked down the easy Jay, and headed home feeling a little frisky myself after two hours of a pretty good run.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Too much 12 (and not enough 12)

OK, ordinarily I'm thrilled when a 6'2" white guy lights it up from beyond the arc, drops in 23, and single-handedly changes the entire rhythm and outcome of a game. But when Lee Humphrey does it to MY Ducks...not so much. Meanwhile, Oregon freshman Tajuan Porter, the 5' 6" Mighty Mouse who heated it up for 33 on Friday night, looked like he spent the last 48 hours packed in ice. And thus it came to pass that the defending National Champions will be advancing to Atlanta, while the team which won the first ever NCAA tournament back in 1939 (and haven't won it since) are headed back home to Eugene.

But you have to admire the Gators. Joakim Noah turned down millions of dollars and the opportunity to be playing this year in the NBA in order to stay in school, keep last year's squad intact, and try for back-to-back championships. And today he certainly played like he wanted to get his money's worth. Fourteen points and fourteen rebounds, not to mention the intensity of his defense. Noah was an animal under the boards on both ends of the floor; I thought the Oregon guards would give the Gators everything they could handle, but nobody on the Ducks front line seemed to be able to handle Joakim today. Hard to believe that he almost single-handedly fouled out three guys, and didn't pick up his own second personal foul until there was less than a minute left in the game. But I was watching pretty carefully -- and it was all hustle and hop. So even though I hate his haircut, I have to give him credit. #13 played a helluva game too.

And then there was #11. Taurean Green scored a very quiet 21, much of it from the line. Meanwhile, I thought the Ducks missed an opportunity to look a little more often for local Oregon boy Maarty Leunen on the pick-and-pop midway through the second half; #10 has a nice stroke from beyond the arc, and that might have brought Noah out a little farther from the basket, and also broken up the aggressive double-teams on Aaron Brooks as he dribbled over Leunen's screen. Thought Malik Hairston also played a fantastic game, before fouling out just under four minutes from the finish.

Meanwhile, when I went to bed last night my bracket was looking pretty healthy. Both the Bruins and the Buckeyes were thru to the Final Four, and while I fully expected it to be a battle between the Ducks and the Gators, I also had every reason to think that North Carolina wouldn't have TOO much trouble handling Georgetown...which they seemed to be doing easily until more than midway through the second half, when suddenly the Hoyas went on a very impressive run to force the game into OT, and then humiliated the Tar Heels by holding them scoreless throughout almost the entire extra period (or at least until it didn't matter anymore). So now, instead of looking forward to a big showdown next weekend between ALL FOUR of the teams I originally picked to be there back when the tournament started two weeks ago, my bracket is basically done: 43-20. Which doesn't necessarily mean that I won't still be watching next Monday night. But probably not until after I get home from my own game first....

Friday, March 23, 2007

Madness Update III

Tournament record is now 41-15, which I guess is just testimony to the wisdom of making conservative picks. All four number one seeds are still alive, which makes it easy to look smart. Very annoying once again not to be able to watch my Ducks, although the North Carolina/USC game was truly astounding...don't know whether I'm in awe of the Tar Heels comeback, or disguested by the choking Trojans, but it was awfully nice to at least be able to fantasize for a half about three teams from the Pac-10 competing in the Final Four (even though a Carolina loss would have gutted that whole half of my bracket) Anyway, tomorrow I've got UCLA beating Kansas and Ohio State over Memphis, while Sunday I have both the Tar Heels and the Ducks advancing. Just my luck: I'll probably be stuck in church during the Ducks game anyway...but for the moment at least, my bracket is a very healthy shade of green....

Monday, March 19, 2007

The Man Wants a Beer

So, before I settle in to my couch with a Black & Tan to watch "The Black Donnellys," I need to tell this story about tonight's run. Kind of a tough shooting night for me, despite (or perhaps because of) an hour's worth of shoot-around at my health club earlier in the afternoon. Fumbled touches, short shots, no rhythm, and eventually tired legs as I found myself playing three and four games in a row because there were only a dozen of us in the gym. So finally after two hours of this, without having scored a basket all night, I called for the ball as it came up the court, dribbled to the top of the key, rose up and drained a perfect three to win the last game of the evening and send us all home. And as I walked toward the bench, the ball still bouncing on the floor beneath the net, one of my teammates called out "the man wants a beer." And all I could answer was "yes I do...."

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Madness Update II

So here's the bad news. While the Harvard Women are getting their asses kicked over on ESPN, my Oregon Ducks are giving upstart Winthrop the spanking they deserve on CBS...but do I get to see a minute of it? OK, to be fair, maybe a few minutes -- a little of the getting acquainted at the very beginning of the game before the Florida/Purdue tip-off, and then a few minutes more between commercial breaks during garbage time. Why can't my Ducks get no respect from CBS? Is it just the uniforms? Or didn't Nike buy enough advertising this year?

Only nine of my teams made it through to the Sweet Sixteen, but they include all of my Final Four picks, and seven of my Elite Eight...so I'm still feeling pretty good about my bracket. And the truth be told, I would much rather see Kansas and USC advance than Kentucky and Texas. See what I get for picking with my head rather than my heart? My former wife is a Jayhawk, and I have earned degrees from three different Pac-10 schools -- so I picked against them just to keep my sentimentality under control, and now I'm wishing I'd had more sense. Meanwhile, Cinderella UNLV (if you can call a seventh seed a "Cinderella") has a lovely father/son human interest story...but I'm still looking forward to watching Oregon run them out of the gym. And if I'd known that graduate students retained their NCAA eligibility, maybe I would have walked on at Harvard myself 25 years ago!

But what's really killing me are the Bud Light commercials. The "Rock-Paper-Scissors" spot is so offensive I will never purchase an Anheiser-Busch product again so long as I live (and may even have to give up rooting for the Cardinals), while the one about the hitchhiking chainsaw killer really isn't that much better. Who thinks of these things? And who thinks they're funny? Drunks...that's who. Drunks. And probably underage Drunks at that. Just a little something to think about next time you're thinking about consuming an adult beverage. Sam Adams or Amstel Light if you must. But life is too short to drink bad beer, so treat yourself to a REAL microbrew, and leave the p**s water in the toilet where it belongs.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Madness Update I

25-7 for the first round of the tournament; not as good as I would have liked, but my bracket still looks pretty healthy over the long haul, since all of my sweet sixteen teams are still in the dance...so far. Missed BOTH BC over the Red Raiders and the Hoosiers over Gonzaga, proving I suppose that it is always a mistake to go with Bobby Knight instead of the Indiana basketball tradition. Also missed three out of four 8-9 match-ups (mostly because I just went with my gut instead of doing ten minutes worth of homework), but I did have Winthrop over Notre Dame (which really was a no-brainer, if you stopped for just a second to think about it). Thought Duke would at least make it into the second round (who didn't?), and that Long Beach State would run circles around Tennessee: who would ever have dreamed that the MALE Vols could give up 86 points, and still come up with 121 themselves to blow the Forty-Niners out of the gym? And the worst thing was I didn't see a minute of the game, because I was stuck in a church meeting that night instead!

Also missed seeing the Ducks victory last night, more because of CBS than anything I did wrong. OK, so maybe it was important to some people to see the news about the snowstorm that they could have watched with their own two eyes if they'd simply looked out the window. But it reminds me of the bad old days when the Columbia Broadcasting System used to broadcast the early rounds of the NBA play-offs after midnight on a tape delay, rather than interrupting their "prime time" line-up. Sound's like it was a pretty exciting game too, although apparently things weren't nearly as close as the final score made it sound. And now I find myself rooting for Xavier over Ohio State (even though I have it exactly the other way in my bracket), simply because of the human interest aspect. That's just the sort of thing my former wife would have done. Which is why she loves tournament time too....

Postgame Postscript: Well, that couldn't have been much better from my perspective if I'd scripted it: a fantastic effort by the Musketeers, a last-second shot to put the game into overtime, and finally a Buckeye victory to keep my bracket intact. Sorry Xavier -- you guys played great and really deserved to move on. And yes, I also felt that Oden's fifth foul at the end was a little harder than it needed to be. But if I were a referee, I would have had a hard time calling "intentional" at that point in the game too; better to let the players settle things on the floor. Which they did....

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Pure Madness

22 players tonight -- close to a season high, I think, and no doubt inspired (at least in part) by the upcoming beginning of the NCAA tournament, and MUCH warmer weather. Fortunately the games were quick, so no one had to sit for TOO long. I only made three shots all night -- including the first basket of the evening, on an easy cut down the lane and a pass from the wing. Nearly fumbled the ball too, but then snagged it out of the air on the second try and layed it in just like it was a Junior Varsity Lay-Up Drill.

Then came a series of VERY ugly bricks...cinderblocks, really, that I don't even want to remember, before I finally knocked down an easy jumper from the left elbow to start the second game. Then more bricks, and more bricks (including even a few missed lay-ups) until finally, late in the final game, I created a shot for myself by dribbling to my left off a screen, and knocked down an open trey to tie the score and put us within a basket of winning...which came in our next possession. I'm very proud of that shot -- frankly, it took a lot of balls even to take it after the way I'd been shooting all night long, but we desperately needed the lift provided by those points at that point in the game, so I stepped up and knocked it down. Bang!

Anyway, it feels like I've been in this shooting slump for a long, long time. Not sure what to do to break out of it either, since it seems like the more I practice, the worse it gets. Poor, short-armed release, no follow through, not even focused on the target, really...it's just a nightmare. But then every once in awhile, when I'm NOT thinking about it, I shoot the ball perfectly as if I've been doing it that way all my life. Which, for the most part, I have. Until now. Very frustrating.

Anyway, I keep trying to make up for it by playing good defense, rebounding, passing the ball, and trying to do all the little things that make such a big difference. But still, it sucks. And I suck too. And that REALLY sucks....

What's YOUR Fantasy?

If I could be anywhere else in the world for the next couple of weeks, it would be out in sunny California, with tickets to the NCAA tournament games this weekend in Sacramento, and next weekend in San Jose. There's going to be some awefully fun college basketball played out west this March, and I'm afraid I'm just going to have to sit home and watch it on TV.

Somebody at the gym asked me Monday night who I thought was going to win the Big Dance this year, and without a moment's hesitation I said "Oregon." Of course, I was dressed head to toe in Green and Gold at the time, so my opinion was hardly a revelation. For the past few years I've been filling out my brackets based, not on the teams I think will win, but according to the teams I want to see play. It's as good a technique for filling out a bracket as any other I know, and it's not as if I've got any money riding on the tournament.

The two 1st Round games I'm looking forward to most: Indiana vs Gonzaga and Boston College vs Texas Tech. Kentucky and Villanova, Duke and VCU, USC and Arkansas, Louisville and Stanford, Texas A & M vs Penn, and Tennesee vs Long Beach State all appear worth watching as well, and I'm REALLY looking foward to seeing Oregon trash Miami Ohio, and the WSU Cougars ripping Oral Roberts to pieces there in the ARCO arena.

My Sweet Sixteen picks: Florida, Maryland, Oregon, Wisconsin, Kentucky, Virginia Tech, Pittsburgh, UCLA, North Carolina, Texas, Vanderbilt, Georgetown, Ohio State, Long Beach State, Louisville and Memphis.

My Final Four: Oregon, UCLA, North Carolina, and Ohio State.

And we all know who I want to see win the National Championship. Hey, if it quacks like a duck....

Thursday, March 08, 2007

If it quacks like a duck...

Just finished watching the Oregon Ducks demolish the Arizona Wildcats in the Pac-10 tournament. Since one of my good friends (who also happened to have been my assistant coach when I was coaching at the Boys & Girls Club on Nantucket Island) is a Wildcat, I try to be empathetic...even as I delight in the victory of the boys from the University of Nike. But this is really just another testimony to the effectiveness of good defense and quick guards -- which can put even the most talent teams back on their heels.

I certainly learned that lesson again myself last night. Now today I'm limping around on a bruised knee to go with my bruised ego, after a VERY tough night getting torched by quicker opponants who ran circles around my fat ass and made me feel like a very old man indeed. Put that together with yet another tough shooting night, and some VERY ugly turnovers, and...well, I'm not even going to go there. Even when dragged there kicking and screaming by what's left of my short, blonde hair.

Anyway, tomorrow is another day. And then there's another day after that, and another day after that....

March Madness!

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Streak Ends at Four

OK, so the Celtics showed a little life here lately, but it would have been an awful lot to expect them to beat the Rockets, even without Yao Ming. But with Yao back in the line-up, and Tracy McGrady lighting it up...111-80 seems almost merciful. What is that margin anyway? 31? I'm not really used to counting that high....

But not to worry. With the Sonics coming to town next, the Celtics have a perfect opportunity to get back on the winning track by beating up on the guys from my home town. So be it. And blessed be....

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Two in a Row

And omigosh! -- the Celtics are on a two-game winning streak, having beaten the equally-disappointing Knicks last night in the Garden. That's Boston, not Madison Square. Again, a spectacle I happily ignored. But you know what I really WOULD stay home to watch? Doc Rivers and Isiah Thomas back on the floor again themselves in laced-up sneakers going one-on-one...

Meanwhile, another good run last night in the over-35 pick-up game. Shooting is slowly improving, and I'm starting to feel like I'm getting back into the flow on both ends of the floor. Still can't run as well as I would like, which sometimes leaves me in an ackward place. But in general a very nice time for a change -- good rebounds, good assists, several steals, a nice combination of threes, lay-ups, and shorter jumpers...all by simply letting the game come to me, rather than trying to force anything. I'm still shooting the ball off the side of my index finger about half the time, which is very annoying -- especially since when I think about it too much, the rest of my shot goes to hell too. So I guess that's just going to require a lot more extra shooting at the gym, until the bad habit finally goes away.

OK, enough. As if I don't have better things to do with my time...