These new shorts suck....

Spent the afternoon yesterday in Harvard Square, and treated myself to a couple of new pairs of basketball shorts at the Coop...as if I could POSSIBLY need any more basketball shorts in my life right now. But they were 15% off with a Harvard ID, so I took advantage of the savings to spend $50 on something I have too many of already. And excited by my new purchase, I naturally wore a pair to the gym Sunday night for my regular workout with the 48-and-over crowd. Where I proceeded to play like utter shit...missed shots, turnovers, shoddy defense, you name it. Couldn't even make a lay-up. It was pathetic. Simply pathetic.

So obviously it must have been the shorts. Couldn't possibly have been me, right?